Archive for the ‘Horror’ Category

25
Aug

The Last Exorcism Movie Review

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Check out the trailer for The Last Exorcism:

The Last Exorcism is reminiscent of what Harry Houndini did after his mother died. He sought to expose the frauds who claimed that they could bring her back so he could talk to her one more time. His desire to start debunking the paranormal was a turning point in his career, and it gets reflected in this film.

With Reverend Cotton Marcus (Patrick Fabian), the roles are almost similar. As an evangelist, he has enough tricks up his own sleeve to make congregation believe anything, and he uses them on the road too. For where he lives, out in New Orleans, it’s the Devil’s playground, and the movie begins justifyingly so, giving viewers enough information to play along. They know right away who Marcus is, and there’s plenty of character development to make him the sudden hero.

He’s also about to make a documentary about himself and the last exorcism he’ll ever perform. When asked to help a farmer’s daughter out in the bayous of Louisiana, there’s more than just that ol’ black magic going on. With a cameraman who’s hardly ever seen and a sound engineer, Iris (Iris Bahr) by Marcus’ side, what they find is downright creepy than horrible when they arrive.

Louis Sweetzer (Louis Herthum) is the farmer who believes his daughter, Nell (Ashley Bell) is afflicted with a demon. He sends a letter to the Reverend to plea with him to help exorcise the creature away. And with Marcus’ arrival, what’s found is not immediate. Eventually, things build in a slow crescendo. The movie pretty much gives the shock value away in foreshadowing what’s to come, and the terror is not disturbing enough when revealed.

But at least this movie doesn’t try to outdo the classics of the horror movie genre.

Instead, it mixes in the best of what three decades worth of terror has to offer. In style, it can be compared to Blair Witch, Paranormal Activity and the Exorcist. To mention the fourth film to which Last Exorcist may have drawn inspiration from would simply be giving the whole story away.

There’s recognizable elements all the way through and the movie thankfully doesn’t bill itself as wanting to outdo these older films. One good thing about this movie is that it has a larger cast and it integrates very well with modern times to make it believable. There’s no hocus pocus needed to create true terror.

All it needs is a curious cat. And we all know where that leads.

*** out of 5

29
Apr

Ink Movie Review

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Check out the trailer for Ink:

by Ed Sum
Absolute Paranormal Investigator

Once in a while, when the moon strikes blue, there’ll be a movie that’ll weave a unique world of dark fantasy for audiences to visit. In Ink, that realm is one of daydreams and nightmares. It’s a style that both Neil Gaiman (writer of The Sandman comics) and Guillermo del Toro (Pan’s Labyrinth, Hellboy) can appreciate.

With denizens from the underworld looking like trendy ghosts donning white sunglasses, they come through as genuinely creepy. These dark lords of the Dreamtime are Incubi (with no relation to the creatures in folklore) and they are a stark contrast to the guardians of hope, better known as the Storytellers. That is, they represent the good stuff people like to dream of but can ever remember when they wake up.

True to how real dreams work, this film cuts back and forth from the imagined to the waking as fast as a switch-blade. In true Tarintino style, events flash back and forth. It goes back to a few days previous where our hero John (Chris Kelly) is introduced. Before audiences could realize it, he’s injured and we enter his dreams. This approach may seem jarring at first, but there is a reason to it. The disjointedness shows how John’s world is divided. At work, he’s a cruel calculating businessman. At home, his life is non-existent. After his wife died, he fell into despair; as a result, his daughter goes to live with his in-laws.

And what director Jamin Winans developed is a Greek tragedy with Orphic undertones. When John’s daughter, Emma (Quinn Hunchar) is kidnapped, thus begins the descent to the Underworld not only to save one’s soul, but also another’s. The only shame is that Hunchar doesn’t get much screen time to show off her acting chops.

While no big studio has picked up this movie to distribute, the film-makers have taken it upon themselves to distribute this movie on their own. This film can be downloaded via bittorrent or bought at doubleedgefilms.com

**** out of 5

20
Apr

Investigating the Unknown at the Maritime Museum

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Since the days of old, interest in investigating the world of the supernatural have always existed in one form or another. But as time went on that attraction waned. With television shows like Most Haunted and Ghost Hunters becoming very popular on speciality television stations, chasing after ghosts is back in the spotlight again, but audiences are only able to watch it happen than really participate.

Paranormal Investigator Dawn Kirkham is looking to change all that on May 1st. She has more than three years worth of experience from investigating haunted places all over the UK and is inviting the public to come find the ghosts said to be lurking at the Maritime Museum in Victoria, BC.

“I want to build a portfolio of venues so that the public can go on an investigation all over the Island,” says Kirkham.

“My aim is not only to open up reputedly haunted places for the public to investigate but also to give them an opportunity to participate in an authentic investigation.”

While these locations have to be rented out, these kinds of opportunities doesn’t happen all the time. Opportunity comes knocking every once in a while, but if one looks around it’s not just rappings one may find during an overnight stay. Sometimes, according to Kirkham, an investigation will have absolutely nothing happen, and at other times, a variety of spiritual activity going on.

“We’ve had physical manifestations, audible noises, people being touched and stones thrown,” notes Kirkham.

The list does not end there, and going on an investigation is not all about fun and games.

“All of my investigations are covered with stringent conditions, like about the right type of footwear to put on and how to use the gear properly, but more importantly about personal behaviour. That’s covered before any investigation starts,” says Kirkham.

“From a spiritual point of view, we always do an opening up and protection exercise so everyone is protected as well.”

According to Kirkham, there has been no real harm done to those curiousity seekers who’ve gone on an investigation with her, but one still has to be careful. With her teaching future investigators proper etiquette, looking for ghosts can yield interesting results.
“People have been quite frightened at times, but that’s part of the fun,” says Kirkham, winking.

To register for this event, please call 250-858-0720 or email kirkhamdawn@yahoo.com
phone: 250 858 0720
Cost is $60 per person.

Date: Saturday, May 1, 2010
Time: 6-11pm
Location: Maritime Museum
Address: 28 Bastion Square

6
Mar

Absolute Underground TV Episode 4

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Absolute Underground TV Episode 4
Featuring Augury, Jason Rouse, Vader and D.O.A.

The crew from Living In A Limo, along with Norwegian paranormal investigator, Necronaut, record an electronic voice phenomenon underneath Ross Bay Cemetery in Victoria, BC. Paranormal experts, Donald Brizbain, and Ed Sum examine the recording and discuss it’s authenticity. Is it a real voice from beyond the grave? You decide.

Check out the official Living In A Limo for more info about the Winter Olympics in 2010!

Absolute Underground TV goes in search of fandom and funding for The Passion of Zombie Jesus feature film meeting Bruce Campbell and Max Brooks along the way!

Watch the Scapshots-1st-place-winner short film, The Passion of Zombie Jesus on YouTube

18
Jan

Absolute Cinema – Daybreakers Review

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Check out the Daybreakers trailer:

by Ed Sum
Absolute Paranormal Investigator

When watching a new vampire film or television shows these days, there’s obviously going to be a romance. Usually a girl falls for a stone dead boy or a youth abates innocence. They are great films for its intended audience, but when will purveyors of classic horror get what they want? At long last, Daybreakers delivers a vampire tale that is deserving and worthy of the Nosferatu Award.
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Absolute Underground TV – Episode Three featuring 3 Inches of Blood, GWAR, Rue Morgue’s Festival of Fear, V.I.P.I. (Vancouver Island Paranormal Investigation) and Shred Central Skate Park in Toronto. Special appearances by Bruce Campbell and Max Brooks. Also get snubbed by Udo Kier.

In Episode 2 the scum rises at the Absolute Underground TV Launch Party, featuring Start With The Cobra, AWT, and The Keg Killers. The Creepshow, now on Hellcat Records, return to haunt Victoria with their Canadian Tour kick off, and the launch of the new album “Run For Your Life”. Also in the Ink Slingers segment, Ory from Urge Tattoos inks the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

Special appearances by Ganja Claus, Lloyd Kaufman of Troma Films, Oderus Urungus of GWAR, and Angry Snowmans.

2
Dec

Absolute Cinema – The Crypt Review

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by Ed Sum
Absolute Paranormal Investigator

There’s one famous proverb and that is the dead tell no tales; and if that is true, it follows then that one must tell a story in his stead.

That adage sums up what The Crypt is all about—It lacks a strong story. Writer and director Craig McMahon tries to make a movie that H.P. Lovecraft could be proud of and he fails miserably.
The movie begins ominously enough, with a grave robber entering the depths of a crypt in search for buried treasure. What he finds instead are unsettled spirits who do not want anyone stealing their valued goods. He is buried alive.

Years later, Perry (Mike Ranallo) is finally released from prison. He soon becomes involved in a plan to steal from the dead. This idea was concocted by PJ (Sarah Oh), the leader of a female gang of thieves. They plan on fencing what they will unearth.

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26
Nov

Absolute Underground mini-documentary part 1

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A 3 minute mini-doc on Canadian Punk/Metal magazine Absolute Underground. Made as an Applied Communications Program college project. Directed and filmed by “The good intern.”

Watch it now, or say your fucking prayers!

ZombieFeast horror film festival took place this year at the 2009 Victoria Comic Convention and included highlights such as a viewing of Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead with an introduction by Loyd Kauffman of Troma Films fame. Also featured a viewing of Ryan Nicholson’s, Gutterballs, with an intro by Ryan.

But the viewer favourite of the festival was, The Revenant. Get your hands on this hilarious zombie flick, it’s a great film. Check out the trailer now!

Official Movie Site

The Revenant Myspace page

Check out our first episode of Absolute Underground TV featuring Maximum RnR, Thor, Power Clown, and a Punk Rock BBQ with Chef Bitters! Plus special appearances by Oderus Urungus, Loyd Kauffman, and the Iron Sheik.

30
Oct

Absolute Cinema – Paranormal Activity Review

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by Ed Sum
Absolute Paranormal Investigator

With a tell-all title like Paranormal Activity, one would expect Oren Pelia’s debut film to be scary.
Instead, it falls short of even being considered a movie one could wet their pants on in fear. With all the hype building to this movie’s wider release, this movie is more on the disappointing side.

The story follows the soon-to-be-haunted lives of Micah and Katie (Micah Sloat and Katie Featherston). After a few years of dating, the happy couple decide to live together and own their own house.

When the haunting begins, Micah becomes obsessed with gathering evidence of what is terrorizing his home, and Katie begins to slowly go mad. She simply wants to have the haunting stop, so she doesn’t tell Micah that she had a “ghost” bother her in the past, a fact Micah doesn’t learn until it’s too late. When Katie discovers from a paranormal investigator that the spirit is really a demon, the evidence that Micah records only intensifies, and their relationship begins to deteriorate.

The personal terror the characters face is well-defined in the way they handle the camera. The shaky camera effect akin to movies like Cloverfield, and the immediacy of the events draws the audience into their world. But the effect becomes a headache after awhile and viewers will find reading the emotional distress of Micah and Katie impossible.

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